Douchebags!

You’ve gotta ask yourself a question: “Am I a Douchebag?” Well, are ya, punk?

Well, I’m just gonna say you are lucky.  I’m posting twice today! YAY!

I couldn’t help it.  I had already planned on doing the other one and I wanted to be sure I posted it, and then this thing happened last night so here is a rant with NO APOLOGIES.  Like I seriously DGAFF if anyone gets hurt by this one.  I’m thinking no one is.  I’m even thinking that IF the person that this post is about was to read it he would just laugh and call me a bitch, and of course, I’m just saying all this because he snubbed me or I’m a bitch and I am sorry I didn’t get to have a piece of his prims.  WTF-ever.

So here is how it started.  I was bored last weekend.  Like bored enough to do weird searches on SL and see what kind of places came up and go visit them and see what people did there.  I’ve already admitted to my SL Slutdom, so I’m not gonna apologize for it.   I too was one of those that, way back in 2005,  spent  2 hrs on my avatar appearance sliders (and still look like a noob with a purple sweater) when I first logged on, then talked to a few people and said “huh? Sex? Here? For real? WHERE?”   My first house was a mine field of pink and blue poseballs and I had to remember whenever I invited folks over to be sure to type /1hide before I tp’d them over.

Anywhooo… there I am at this “club”, just hanging out.  Yes, at times I snickered but I did get to meet some interesting folks.  Then I left.

Last night some guy I don’t know, and don’t ever remember seeing ANYWHERE sends me an IM:

XXXXXX: Well now, if you were allpa equipped you’d be a fun rape adventure 😉
Kali (kaliope.karas) raises a brow.
XXXXXXX: Saw you at that shithole club a bit ago. Able to meet and chat? You seem….a bit more elaborate than the usual crowd that hangs t here.

Right after that he sends me a TP.   Well, I wasn’t going to take it, but I was going to be polite about it.  I mean, I did go to that place and that’s kinda what people go to that place for, right?  Wasn’t gonna be all Innocent Slut Mary Sue now, or get all self-righteous or even lie and claim I was doing research.  I also had a few conversations going in IM’s with friends.  So, when I didn’t respond to him or take his TP fast enough he says:

XXXXXX: Oh screw it then, if you’re too much of a damn louse when chatting, i’d probably just have to carry your dead weight in a roleplay. Not only was i wrong about you, but it looks like you’re just another garbage quality waste of a life , as many wannabes that go to that club, are. Kill yourself.
Kali (kaliope.karas): HAHAHAHAHAHA
XXXXXX: (busy response): If you’re getting this messege, you’re muted. Either means we didn’t click, or you turned out to be a pathetic waste of my time. If it’s the latter, then fuck off and jump off a bridge.

Go kill myself?

Can you say DOUCHEBAG?  Not that he even deserved a response, but how more of a douchebag could he be that he MUTED me right after insulting me?  A DOUCHEBAG that can’t take what he dishes out, that’s how much more.  So  I checked his profile.  Guess what?  Its full of self-serving, hypocritical, idiotic ramblings about how we, the readers of his douchebag profile, have had the good fortune of stumbling upon a douchebag that’s in the middle of discovering his douchebag self or some such drivel, how he’s working on forming who he is (a bit of a rounder, fuller douchebag?).  He claims to be trustworthy and honorable (we would never know if he didn’t tell us).  In fact, his whole profile screams DOUCHEBAG.   Like the part where he claims to have a mysterious side to him–that screams “OHMYGERD SOMEONE TALK TO ME AND ASK ME ABOUT THE MYSTERIES OF MY LIFE”   Or the part that claims that the few people he allows in his circle of friends are just DRAWN to him–not that he likes them or appreciates them as friends and humans.  He lets them in because the poor slobs are just drawn to him and can’t help themselves!  How noble of him to let them in and ease their suffering.

I also love the part where he claims he would not balk at disciplining someone who deserves it and make it so bad they would wish they were never born.  *insert snarky giggle here* This one kills me, like all those profiles that say “don’t mess with so and so or you will deal with me”.  What are you going to do, Douchebag, whip my pixels with a prim whip?  Should I go buy the tattoo layers for that?  Ohh baby that hurts… Douchebag!  He claims to be a SKILLED roleplayer (fails as a human being), has a list of requirements for people to approach him (especially girls that are dying to rp his douchebag prim), and warns girls to not be “drama queens” around him because he will “drop you off at the nearest garbage dump”

And now it pisses me off even more that the DOUCHEBAG got a whole post out of me.

Well I’m just gonna say I used him as an example for a Public Service Announcement to warn people.  That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.  If you see any profiles like this, no matter how hot the avi looks – and honestly I don’t even remember what his looks like because I don’t remember seeing him, but he probably looks like a DOUCHEBAG, just close it and look the other way!  This guy is such an ass he told me to go kill myself?  Without ever speaking to me he called me a “garbage quality waste of a life”.  What kind of asshole says things like that?  A douchebag.

STAY AWAY!  Ignore the IM’s.  It’s okay, you won’t even have to  mute them because they will mute you first for no flippin’ reason.   Don’t get helplessly drawn to them and ask them about these mysteries they are letting you know they have, he’s not going to tell you, he’s just smile and gloat as he pictures you squirming in your seat and begging for him to tell you.  It only fills the douchebag up some more!

If there is anything positive coming out of this, is the fact that my vanity has been stroked.  This guy saw me somewhere and was so stricken by my pixel beauty and my brilliant profile that he wrote down my name.  Oh he tried to resist me, but my allure is such that after a few days he broke down like a baby and cried and IM’d me, then broke down some more when I didn’t respond to his IM immediately, feeling so weak for giving in to my charms and my siren spell, that he felt the need to mute me and delete/erase my name.  He will live in torment, his desire for my pixels unfulfilled for the rest of his miserable douchebag life.

You’ve been warned.

This has been a Public Service Announcement from Pixels against Pixel-Prim Douchebags.